dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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