I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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