69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
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I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
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All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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