Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
