How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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