omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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