escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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