Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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