like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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