i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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