ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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