Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
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There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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