walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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