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THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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