Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
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