do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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