ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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