she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
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