He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
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In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
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you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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