You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
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I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
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Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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