so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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