Sry I called you an 8
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
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how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
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ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Woke up backwards on a recliner
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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