Where is the hickey?
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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