Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
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Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
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Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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