Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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