yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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