Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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