...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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