If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I will be naked everywhere
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Randomize
