were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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