I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Randomize
