no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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