Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
29 Petty People Reveal The Shallow Reasons They Turned Someone Down
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing