I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
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its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
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Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you