well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
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you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.