i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
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If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
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So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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