I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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