she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
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Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
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Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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