"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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