is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
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I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
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I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize