White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
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