he shaved USA in his pubs
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
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I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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