just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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