Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
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Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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