he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
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The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
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Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Randomize