My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
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We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
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Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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