So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I want to fling myself into the sun
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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