oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
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He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
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Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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