New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
stop calling my apartment porn island.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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