There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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