tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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