Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
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Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
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He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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