I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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